Clarkson’s Farm Season 5 Begins: And Jeremy Promises His Craziest Idea Yet!
CHIPPING NORTON, OXFORDSHIRE — Fans of Clarkson’s Farm have reason to celebrate: Jeremy Clarkson has officially announced that Season 5 of the hit Amazon Prime series is in production. But that’s not the only thing heating up at Diddly Squat Farm—quite literally.
“Smells Like Jeremy’s Bollocks”: Candles That Shock and Delight
While excitement builds for the next season, visitors to the Diddly Squat Farm Shop are getting a very different kind of experience, thanks to a cheekily named product: “B**** Candles”**.
According to a recent report by The Daily Star, journalist Bekka Barnard stumbled across the product during a visit and was intrigued by the bold label on the metal tin claiming the candle “smells like Jeremy’s bollocks.”
Surprisingly, the scent wasn’t what she expected.
“It had a strong, rich smell that was perfectly complimented by the unmistakable scent of petrichor,” Barnard wrote.
“I gingerly opened the container and gave it a whiff, only to be faced with a surprisingly pleasant waft of old leather and something found on the ground—maybe in a forest, perhaps right next to a bog.”
A Farm Shop Like No Other
Located in Chadlington, Diddly Squat Farm has become a nationwide attraction for its unique merchandise, eccentric branding, and of course, its grumpy-yet-lovable owner. Alongside fresh farm produce and Jeremy-themed souvenirs, the shop now offers scented candles that spark both laughter and curiosity.
Shop Hours
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Open: Tuesday to Sunday
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Time: 9:30 AM – 4:30 PM (including all Bank Holidays)
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Bar & Food:
• Bar open until 4:30 PM
• Food served until 3:00 PM (Wednesday to Sunday)
Whether you’re coming for the views, the beef, the bollocks-scented candles, or just to spot Gerald, Clarkson’s farm continues to surprise at every turn. And with Season 5 on the way, fans have plenty more to look forward to.
